Selfish shopper

To the person who bought the blue and black skirt at Maurices on sale in Woodbury:

Can you please return it? It's the only skirt I have found that actually looks decent on me and apparently everyone is wearing a skirt to work today. I could not because you purchased that skirt. That was an incredibly arrogant and selfish thing to do. You can redeem yourself by returning it :)

Thank you very much!
Jessie